Shred the Secrets Secret Locations: Every Collectible

Shred the Secrets secret locations: Room 3 key, fake exit, hidden buttons, phone, Golden Shredder routes and Dangerous Knowledge (still UNKNOWN).

Last updated: 2026-08-11

Quick answer

Every secret is a badge objective the game never marks on the map — here is exactly where each one sits, down to the room number and the in-room spot. Fake exit: Room 4, a glowing EXIT door tucked behind the paper stacks, no key needed (Tricked!, 21.5%). Sketchy Coworker's phone: Room 3, on the floor behind the shredders by the locker area (17.7%). One community video ties returning it to the Golden Shredder, but another ties the Golden Shredder to upgrading the shredder line — both obtain routes are unverified. If obtained, hold interact on any shredder to install it for 2x cash, six stacks per pass, no cranking (Solid Gold, 15.2%). Crowbar and boarded doorway: Room 6 cobweb room — in the current 12-room version the crowbar rests on the recycling bin on the Sketchy Coworker's upgrade counter (August 2026 footage; pre-update runs showed it glowing between the paper stacks), the doorway is boarded up at the bottom of the room (Intruder, 5.3%). Exact current-version spot: items page. Basement elevator: through that doorway — brew coffee at the espresso machine under the framed blueprint poster (2-minute pot), then everyone into the cabin (Joy Ride, 8.4%). Hidden buttons: Room 5 — four buttons glow green between the paper-stack columns; clear every second column to spot them and the side room with the golden document opens (Ending 1). Dangerous Knowledge: badge text "You weren't supposed to see that" — 9.2% of players own it, but its location is UNKNOWN and no guide has documented the trigger yet. THE CAKE IS A LIE poster: Room 10 — a framed poster on a dark wall in the testing lab, interact with it (2.1%). Room 1 has almost nothing. None of these count as a real ending — see endings page for the numbered ones. Map and room reference: rooms page.

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The fake exit in Room 4 — opening it awards Tricked!.

Secret Objectives

Room 3 Key — Keymaster

Room 3

The key is inside one of the filing/storage lockers in Room 3 — open every single locker, not just the obvious ones, and it eventually drops. It unlocks the closed-off area where the Sketchy Coworker (and the phone quest) wait. Footage-verified.

Fake Exit — Tricked!

Room 4

A glowing EXIT door tucked behind the paper stacks in Room 4 — no key needed, just walk up and open it, and the badge pops (21.5% of players). It is a trap, not an exit: it awards Tricked! and leaves you in the office.

Sketchy Coworker's Phone

Room 3

The phone lies on the floor in Room 3, behind the shredders next to the paper stacks by the locker area (17.7%). First unlock the closed-off area with the Room 3 key to meet the Sketchy Coworker, then pick up the phone on the floor behind the shredders — "It was here the entire time". Follow the full phone location and Room 3 key route, then return it for the Let's keep this between us badge. One community video links the return to the Golden Shredder; that obtain route is unverified alongside an alternate shredder-upgrade theory.

Golden Shredder — Solid Gold

Two disputed routes

Community sources disagree on how you obtain the Golden Shredder: one video ties it to returning the Sketchy Coworker's phone, another to upgrading the shredder line — both are unverified. Once obtained, hold interact on any shredder to install it; that machine shreds six stacks per pass for double cash with no cranking. One shred session on it awards Solid Gold (15.2%).

Basement & Elevator — Joy Ride

Room 6

Enter via the boarded-up doorway under the Room 6 cobweb room (crowbar required). Brew a pot at the coffee machine under the framed blueprint poster (2 minutes, "Take the coffee machine. The fresh pot will be ready in 2 minutes"), then get everyone into the elevator cabin to ride out (8.4%). Drinking the coffee grants a shredding speed burst.

Boarded-up Doorway — Intruder

Room 6

The doorway sits at the bottom of the Room 6 cobweb room and leads to the basement. Pick up the crowbar in the same room (current version: on the recycling bin on the upgrade counter), then break every single plank — not just enough to pass — for the badge (5.3%). Footage-verified.

Hidden Buttons — Ending 1

Room 5

A wall prompt in Room 5 reads "Find the hidden buttons in the room to unlock the secret document". The 4 buttons glow green between the paper-stack columns — clear every second column to spot them, and a wall counter tracks your progress. All 4 open the side room holding the golden document (spoiler: a grocery list — pickles, cheese, milk, cat food, toilet paper) and start the Ending 1 chain.

THE CAKE IS A LIE Poster

Room 10

A framed "THE CAKE IS A LIE" poster (a Portal reference) hangs on a dark wall between the paper stacks in Room 10, the testing lab added in the [ENDING 3] update. Walk up and interact with the painting for the badge (2.1% of players).

Dangerous Knowledge

Unknown

Badge text: "You weren't supposed to see that" (9.2%). Its location is UNKNOWN — it is not published anywhere, and no source explains what the hidden discovery is or where. Community suspects a hidden readable document, with the basement as the prime candidate — unconfirmed. Listed honestly as unknown, not as a fact.

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The Sketchy Coworker's phone — "It was here the entire time".
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The Golden Shredder (Solid Gold) — two unverified community obtain routes; once installed on any shredder: 2x cash and no cranking.
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The framed THE CAKE IS A LIE poster in Room 10 — interact with it for the badge.

Secret Locations at a Glance

SecretRoomSpecific location / triggerBadgeConfidence
Room 3 KeyRoom 3Inside one of the filing/storage lockers — open every oneKeymasterVideo-verified
Fake exitRoom 4Glowing EXIT door behind the paper stacks; no key, open itTricked!Video-verified
Sketchy Coworker's PhoneRoom 3Floor behind the shredders next to the stacks, by the lockersLet's keep this between usVideo-verified
Golden ShredderAny shredderReward for returning the phone; hold interact to install (2x cash, 6 stacks, no crank)Solid GoldFootage-verified (alt 'upgrade' route disputed)
Hidden buttons (x4)Room 5Glow green between paper-stack columns; clear every second column; wall counterWhat? (Ending 1)Video-verified
Golden secret document (grocery list)Room 5 side roomOpens after all 4 buttons; a grocery list (pickles, cheese, milk, cat food, toilet paper)What? (Ending 1)Video-verified
CrowbarRoom 6 cobweb roomCurrent version: on the recycling bin on the upgrade counter (Aug 2026); pre-update runs: glowing between the paper stacksIntruder toolVideo-verified
Boarded-up doorwayRoom 6 cobweb room, bottom wallBreak EVERY plank with the crowbar (not just enough to pass)IntruderVideo-verified
Basement coffee machineBasement (below Room 6)Brew at the espresso machine under the framed blueprint; 2-min pot; drink = speed burstCaffeinated (in-game)Video-verified
Basement elevatorBasementBrew the coffee, then everyone into the cabin to ride outJoy RideVideo-verified
Cake posterRoom 10Framed poster on a dark wall between the stacks; interact with itTHE CAKE IS A LIEVideo-verified
Filing cabinetsRoom 3Open 20 of themNosy CoworkerBadge-confirmed
CobwebsLater cobweb roomClear 20 with the broomHousekeepingBadge-confirmed
Dangerous KnowledgeUNKNOWNLocation not published; badge text "You weren't supposed to see that"; 9.2% own itDangerous KnowledgeBadge-confirmed existence only
FBI captureWherever FBI appearsDon't look away — stare at the agent when he flashes on screenIt's Not What It Looks LikeVideo-verified mechanic (not an ending)
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The crowbar in the current 12-room version: the recycling bin on the Sketchy Coworker's upgrade counter (Room 6).
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The golden secret document behind the 4 buttons — a grocery list, the spoiler in Ending 1.
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The basement coffee machine under the framed blueprint — brew a 2-minute pot to unlock the elevator.
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The basement elevator cabin — everyone in, then ride out for Joy Ride.
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Break every plank for Intruder — the doorway leads to the basement.

Secrets FAQ

Not-an-ending traps (read before you call it a win)

Where Secrets fit in the rest of the site

Secrets are the hidden objectives that feed the two numbered endings — map them onto the full endings page. The badge each secret unlocks is listed on the badges page. The phone, key and Golden Shredder are items covered on the items page. Room-by-room layout and the basement entry live on the rooms page. Track whether you hit every secret this run with the run tracker, plan an optimized route with the route planner, and see the broader guides hub on the guides page.